ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Puke maikaʻi, ʻoiai ua liʻiliʻi kona mau umauma a he pimply liʻiliʻi kāna hoki. Akā ʻaʻole wau e ʻohi iā ia, nani maoli a ke hana nei kona mau lehelehe! Koe naʻe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ʻia a ʻaʻole lawa. Ma ka hoʻoholo ʻana iā ia, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo i kekahi hapalua hola ma ka moa.
Ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia ma ke poʻo, akā ma ka nānā ʻana ua makemake kēia kaikamahine i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻia, ʻo ke ʻano kolohe i kēia mau lā. ʻAʻole he mea kupanaha ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻi iā ia e like me kāna makemake, a haʻi mai kekahi iaʻu ʻaʻole ia e pau i ka fuck hoʻokahi, no ka mea ua māʻona ka nigger a ua māʻona hoʻi ʻo ia, a pehea ʻoe e pale ai i ka moekolohe maikaʻi?