He mōʻī wahine wahine wale nō ka wahine! Ke kū pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona hoʻomalu manuahi ʻana i nā ʻiʻo o ka mua a me ka anus! A ʻo kēia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka mua a me ka anus. A ʻo ke ʻano o ke kino hoʻowalewale, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kona mau umauma i ka nui a me ke ʻano. ʻO ia ke ʻano nui aʻu e makemake ai i ka wahine nui! ʻAʻole he mauna o ka ʻiʻo ʻole a me ka momona, akā he wahine nui me nā ʻano nani. Ua pili au iā ia no ka hapalua makahiki, ʻaʻole hiki ke poina iā ia! A ʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o kēlā me nā wahine wiwi e like me kēlā ʻaʻole wau i hopu!
He kuʻehiʻe maoli nō ia - pehea ʻo ia e ale ai i ka moa i ʻike ʻole ʻia ka nui o kona waha? ʻOi aku ka manaʻoʻiʻo ʻole pehea ʻo ia e hoʻokō ai i kahi dick nui i mua o kona alo me kahi hale palupalu! He mea pohihihi kēlā!