A ʻike loa ka lede, ʻike wau. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, ua hoʻomohala ʻia kona anus a ua maʻa ʻo ia i ka omo ʻana. He wahine ʻōpio mua a e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei me ka ʻole o ka paʻakikī. Manaʻo wau no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻokama i kona makuakāne, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ia i ke kālā hou aku no ka moekolohe. A i ʻole ʻaʻohe ona ikaika i koe ma hope o ka makuahine hoʻokahi? ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻano, hoihoi.
ʻOi aku ka maʻalili o Blondie ma mua o Viagra - hoʻokiʻekiʻe i nā dicks flaccid i kekona! ʻO ka pōʻino, ʻaʻole lākou e kūʻai aku i kēia mau mea i nā lāʻau lapaʻau, kūʻai au i ka lako no hoʻokahi makahiki.