ʻO kaʻu mea ʻaʻole i loaʻa, ʻo wai ke kāne e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka noho ma ka ʻaoʻao o kona papa ʻana i kāna kaikamahine? ʻO kona kaikunāne? Kāne paha? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hāpai i kahi manamana lima i ka wā holoʻokoʻa. A i ʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka uʻi ʻana a me ka haʻalulu mālie?
ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
Ua maopopo nā mea a pau - ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo ia iā ia i ka moekolohe, akā ʻo wai ka mea nāna i kiʻiʻoniʻoni? Ua paʻi kiʻi ʻo ia me kahi pahupaʻikiʻi ʻokoʻa ma mua o ka mea i loaʻa i kona mau lima! ʻAʻole hāʻawi kahi kāmela huna i kēia kihi a me ka maikaʻi o ka pana! No laila, ʻo ka mea paʻi kiʻi i loko o ke keʻena me kahi kāmele ʻoihana a me kahi kāmela ma kona mau lima he farce wale nō.